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[challenge entry] 404 comp
I give up


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(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Oh be nice!!

Edit: said in the style of a 'Big Bruv-uhrrrr' screaming queen.

Further edit: WHERE do they find 'em!? I have never seen anything so
nails-on-a-blackboard camp as the guys they find, and yet every year
they find more! Do they breed 'em!? Is this a London thing?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Big Brother Screaming Queen?
Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Pick one,
it's the only type they have!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:02, archived)
# I'm sorry
really

edit: genuinely proud to say I haven't seen more than ten continuous seconds of that cheap toss (BB) this year, and shame on C4 for their lazy tat peddling
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 16:59, archived)
# I remember the days when C4 was the most cutting edge of the TV stations.
Tsk.
The TV stations of today.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# is right
C4 used to be great until it became all BB and E4 trailers

lodnon cnuts
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Grr.
I used to live a street away from the BB studio.
Every eviction night i would get home from work and have to fight my way through a horde of chavs and slappers drinking Lambrini to get out of the tube station.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# moments when a flamethrower is useful
like that moment right there that you describe...

I'd like to mate Davina McCall + Dermot O'Leary then make them eat the offspring on Live TV with all the BB audience strapped in and their eyes pinned open... *takes pill, finds quiet place*
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I'd just like to mate with Davina McCall!
you can keep Dermot!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# uuuuuurrgh
shudders at the thought of physical contact with either. BB is my scapegoat for all the lowest-denominator crap in our whole culture, and they represent it in human form
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# That's 'cos it's so popliar, innit? Know what I meen?
Definately. Innit? Oi! U wanna go 'ome in an ambialance?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# OI! you cant
death to all BB-related anythings ever, even George Orwell
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# actually,
I should be grateful - between BB and summer sport (+ the usual makeover/reality crap) I have now given up watching telly almost entirely - which means my life is now better. although it's harder to take the piss out of what's on telly because I don't know any more.
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)