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# Look what I won!
15 ECG thingummys that I won last night after being rushed in to hospital with a really dodgy ticker (again). Yay for haing a resting heartrate of 150!
Yes yes, I'm aware it's not shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Were you involved in some kind
of medical situation?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Yes!
My heart borked again, so they gave me some free oxygen and an ambulance ride and some sticky things and then sai'd I'd be ok if I laid off the dairy products.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I thought I recognized those things..
Attach some wire to them, stick em on, put a gown on, and wander confusedly around town.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# I had 12 wires :)
and a gown. I felt special. And a nice nurse played with my boob.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# They need to do that to keep the heart rate up
or so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# It was my heartrate
Being up that was the problem! She had lovely hands. I'm not a lezzer, but it was a bit erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I bet it was!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# hmmmmm
I might eat stuff I'm allergic to again just so a nice nurse will touch me in a rude way.
Except maybe not, it's a bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# If I were allergic to something
I might eat it to get groped...

Glad you're alright
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# blimey *hands cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Ta!
Got any biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# aye, 'granny biscuits' whatever the hell they are...
nice, though...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
#
since these biscuits are only virtual, I'm not going to worry about the lactose content.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# hurrah! *hands virtual biscuits over unfeasible distance*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Now you can charge people for touching them with rubber gloves on
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
#
"you may touch me now"
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Oh dear
Hope you're ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)