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# Nay 'tis
the OLSEN TWINS - even scarier!
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 5:54, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 5:56, archived)
# With the shrieking
harpiecat heads?
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 5:59, archived)
# you've heard "if you can't duck it, fvck it"
in this case its "duck it, then fvck it"

aka, nothing a bag and some duck tape can't fix
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:02, archived)
# They have
the face only a mother could love
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:03, archived)
# i wouldn't be wanting to love the face.....
i'm 17 so this isn't too dodgy :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:04, archived)
# HEY
Do you look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire?

Edit: I would like to point out that i said i was going bed at 3:06 this morning but have managed to stay boarding all night some how
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:07, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Ha!
I think that they're both 17 too.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:09, archived)
# blimey
time for a chicknapping :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:10, archived)
# Make sure
to not return them. Keep them from making more movies (and before you ask, they aren't naked movies).
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:12, archived)
# i'd be using them for a
series of hardcore lesbo pissing movies

yes, i am a pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:13, archived)
# Would it be cheaky to ask for a link
to the original...or is that the original?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:12, archived)
# I can't find the original anymore
but dig this:

www.marykateandashley.com/

(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:16, archived)
# why thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:55, archived)
# are they identical twins
or just happen to look like each other?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 5:58, archived)
# They're identical
normally, they look more like shrivelled orangutan babies. They're the wealthiest sub-18 year olds in Hollywood. Vile, vile, vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 6:01, archived)