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# oh do be careful,
I hear that they eat some strange things over there and talk all funny too - If they don't seem to understand you correctly the first time you request something, I'd recommend asking them again in a sterner tone and giving them a gentle tapping with one's cane.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)
# THe last time I was over there they all seemed to speak Swahili or something
not a proper language like ours, I thrashed them with my cane within an inch of their lives!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Good show!
chin, chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)
# what! what!
glass of brandy? 200 years old you know
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)
# bazoo!
*puts on smoking jaket and lights large cuban*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)
# trouble is Carruthers
one can't take one's pistolettes on the air transportificator - trouble with the foreigners and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Oh no Jeffries!
we are travelling by oceanwagon from Rosyth and taking the horseless carriage, any trouble and those johnny foreigners will get what for!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)