Just cos you did
the five knuckle shuffle over her bony behind doesn't mean you can deny they were separated at birth, K?
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helmetcream,
Fri 29 Jul 2005, 22:45,
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I did not have a hand shandy over her
nor did I meet Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters
nor did I polish a chinaman
I could continue, but I can't think of more euphemisms
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Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules),
Fri 29 Jul 2005, 22:48,
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