if onlyhe could get down with his funky self :(
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun,
Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:01,
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einstein came to me in a dream and said...'if you run out of toilet roll, use the end of the cardboard tube to scrape ur sphincter clean in one gentle movement. it's perfectly shaped to do the job perfectly, you can even reverse it for a second swipe, then throw it away'
i tried it. it works¬!
good old egg head!