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# Einstein Time!

A bit on the large side, but I couldn't get it that much smaller.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 16:59, archived)
# if only
he could get down with his funky self :(
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:01, archived)
# einstein came to me in a dream and said...


'if you run out of toilet roll, use the end of the cardboard tube to scrape ur sphincter clean in one gentle movement. it's perfectly shaped to do the job perfectly, you can even reverse it for a second swipe, then throw it away'

i tried it. it works¬!

good old egg head!

(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:08, archived)
# ha ha
fantastic!


stop



hammer time!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
fuck, big woo yay
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:02, archived)
# woo!
hoohoohoo!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:02, archived)
# woo
marvelous!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:06, archived)
# love the arm action [ahem]
that's a...
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:09, archived)
# that is so
woo and yay it burns!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:20, archived)
# Fanny
tastic!!!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 17:32, archived)