DILDO
or
100M dash with scissors
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Sir T. Skellington,
Wed 24 Aug 2005, 23:13,
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I thought it was that ever present housewife dilemma,
Lesbian sex with Doreen from number 18 or a take up the hem on Martin's jeans.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Wed 24 Aug 2005, 23:16,
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hmmm if it aint double ended
then the pants win
although, extra points will be given to rhyming names and house numbers
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Sir T. Skellington,
Wed 24 Aug 2005, 23:17,
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