My sister was holding my tarantula once,She said 'Oh, aint it got nice patterns...'
As she said the 'P' in patterns, she blew on the spiders back. It shot round to the underside of her hand in a flash. I think she shit her knickers.
(As she said the 'P' in patterns, she blew on the spiders back. It shot round to the underside of her hand in a flash. I think she shit her knickers.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:54,
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those darn initialized aspirated stopsI TOLD'EM those allophones would cause trouble, but would they listen? would they FUCK.
EDIT: I could have also humorously intepreted "my tarantula" as referring to your penis, but I'm better than that. Not that anyone's reading this, but still.
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Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:48,
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EDIT: I could have also humorously intepreted "my tarantula" as referring to your penis, but I'm better than that. Not that anyone's reading this, but still.