
You birthday, the americans had a spot of bother. My birthday, the americans had a spot of bother. It was Pearl Harbour you see.
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Wed 7 Sep 2005, 23:10,
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And I have had LOADS of life experience. (for life experience read Jobs. I start yet another a week friday).
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Wed 7 Sep 2005, 23:18,
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My bastard teacher barged in the room, told us all to shut the hell up singing
'Happy Birthday', and to sit in silence as we watched the news all lesson.
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Wed 7 Sep 2005, 23:12,
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'Happy Birthday', and to sit in silence as we watched the news all lesson.

I was under a helicopter at the time.
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Wed 7 Sep 2005, 23:19,
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