At least you've got a friend!
My mother has to pay people to say nice things to me.
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Bananiel,
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:29,
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at least you've got a mum
orphaned was raised by goldfish, and
didn't get to breath air until
I was 17.
(
Purple Onion,
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:37,
archived)
That's nuthing!
We had to work 25 hours a day and our dad killed us every morning.
Or whatever it is he says in that Python sketch
(
Bananiel,
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:41,
archived)