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# simple really
the dark hall is a metaphor for sexual congress, the few other people are the camera crew, the ambient band are the cheesy porno soundtrack, and kissing his ankle was just the start of proceedings. You dreamed you starred in The Naked chef! AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# His wife was sitting over the other side of the hall,
watching us.
I bet she was fwapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# I thought it was Jamie
that had the lisp? And why was Jools flapping, anyway... was she a duck in your dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# A L'orange
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)