But they are incapable of masterbation
so they're not entirely happy!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:08,
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but ducks shag each other whenever they want
and they don't have to bother with most of the whole foreplay nonsense as they have no lips.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:09,
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no lips = no BJ
so much like our lives then...
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:10,
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they all do it from behind though
so it would be so easy to "accidentlly" hit the wrong hole
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:12,
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