WooWhen I get cats mewing outside my window, I stick my head out and blow raspberries at them.
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Sat 8 Oct 2005, 21:52,
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When I get cats gathering outside the windowI open another bottle of rioja and wait for the homeless trees.
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Sat 8 Oct 2005, 21:58,
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thats the mating callof the lesser spotted moggy didn't you know that!
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rogue Big knickers,
Sat 8 Oct 2005, 21:59,
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