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# i have abnormal toes too
im thinking of suing them under the trades descriptions act cos the so called 'big' toe, is in fact only the third longest on my foot (both sides)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)
# mine
give me incredible climbing abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)
# mine tend to turn
to a rubber like substance after much drinking
very handy for making changes to your shopping list, if it's written in pencil of course
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)
# ive managed to train mine to carry me home when im too drunk to walk
well, i say that but i dont remember training them (but then again i dont remember how i got home on such occaisions so i have to assume that i have)

they are also trained as Silver service waiters
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)