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Click HERE for the new home of the fabulous dancing yak. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

see that? that's me that is

Mr Sunshine Elephant wrote the best poem about me ever! FACT! READ IT HERE! ALSO FACT!

clicky clicky clicky

5punk: B3ta Gamers

Also made this : )

"It's eleven-thirty... It's eleven-thirty... It's eleven-thirty... It's eleven-thirty... quick, come on!"
"Same time tomorrow?" 'oh yeah'

I helped craft this throne!

And the fuckers who now live there have destroyed it

Have spent the 2 years and then some working in IT Support and networky stuff and searching for the all elusive hummus

And i really am a yak that dances with much fabulosity

should you feel the need to mail me, please do so at: the_fabulous_dancing_yak at hotmail etc (im sure you can figure out the rest)

"If you dont have the courage to kick a man when he's down, how are going to do it when he's standing up."

This is me! i like biscuits and crisps and stuff

This is my shop, Its now new and improved!

eees here

thank you please

i like this so im putting it here!

It was like 100 Million voices screaming 'Eh Oh!' and then being suddenly silenced

Recent front page messages:

Looks like Ferrari will win next year as well

sorry about the size, animshop is playing silly buggers
(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 12:13, More)

Terminator 4: The Rise Of Barber Shop


sorry for the size
(Tue 12th Aug 2003, 12:32, More)

(Thu 29th May 2003, 11:57, More)

No Danial-san, that wrong, you must dance like this to attract pretty lady

(Thu 8th May 2003, 17:35, More)

Where Michael Jackson got the idea from

(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 17:26, More)

This ones for mother inferior
it made me giggle so i hope itll do the same for you

other people may giggle at it too though if you wish to

[edit]hmmmm was much faster in animation shop... ah well, no matter

[edit2]shrunkened slightly and hopefully a bit faster?
(Mon 14th Apr 2003, 0:08, More)

Barnaby was so chuffed with the juggling balls yesterday
that i got him a pogo stick too

he is still rather chirpy.
(Tue 8th Apr 2003, 9:57, More)

I believe his name is Barnaby.
He is a chirpy little fellow.
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 17:07, More)

(Fri 21st Mar 2003, 14:05, More)

For once Brian was relieved the kids had left that damn trampoline just lying about

Clicky for smaller, still piccie of Bri

[edit]WOO! FP'D :)

get your rival Amazon t-shirts here!

(Thu 20th Mar 2003, 13:03, More)

Once again Dave had got drunk, and once again he'd made a stupid bet...
now he was going to find out the hard way if he always lands on his feet or not

/falling animals bandwagon
(Mon 17th Feb 2003, 14:05, More)

As way of a peace offering for my earlier, awful, Loris related post

damn MSN has slowed it down... grrrrr
(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 17:15, More)

Why do you run away?
he only wants to give you some flowers...

he gets upset when people run from him, he only wants to love... please be nice
(Mon 3rd Feb 2003, 11:09, More)

brrrrrr , its snowing
just as well Coco has her hat and boots on

you know what? i think she likes it!

[edit]happy now? yeeeeesh :P
(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 11:31, More)


[edit] Ive also 'found' a piccie of Agent Smith getting some practice in before filming
(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 9:57, More)

Dont be fooled by the socks that i got
im still, im still Jenny from the block

cheers to my mate Jim for the inspiration for this
(Mon 2nd Dec 2002, 12:24, More)

bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy

[edit] thanks to Chicago Dave for the ostrich pic, it wouldnt have possible without you
(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 15:44, More)

Now that Gerald had finally added the UV underslug light to his huge sub and Fat exhaust... he knew there was no way he'd slithering home on his own tonight

(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 9:10, More)

Postman Phat

(Wed 25th Sep 2002, 16:31, More)

Going Postal!

(Tue 18th Jun 2002, 10:19, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Comebacks

If you get one of those twatty people who say "There is no 'i' in team"
simply say 'Yes, but there is a 'U' in Cunt'
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 10:00, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

mate of mine was wandering along and only heard a few words of the two people walking towards him
all he heard was the guy say to the girl he was walking with 'I can't believe you take it up the arse!'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 20:57, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

Once after finishing exams me and a load of mates went out to celebrate and got very wasted
on the way home there was a wall we could jump over to shorten the journey by a couple of minutes so we decided to go for it. I couldnt get a very good run up as there was brambles and general foliage around (and being drunk didnt help either) so I ran up and jumped at the wall.
What i didnt see sticking out of the wall was an old metal thing which used to hold the barbed wire which used to run along along the top of the wall which had now just been snapped off and left there. I managed to jump straight up against this and carving a massive gash running from the bottom of my rib cage towards my crotch and stopping less than an inch away from slicing my favorite body part off (or at least in 2)

This was nearly 3 years ago and the scar is still huge
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 9:20, More)

» People with Stupid Names

not someone I work with
but how can you ignore Gardeners Worlds Gay Search?
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:43, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Little kid standing on the edge of a cliff crying
a guy walks up to him and asks him why he's crying.
The kid says "My parents and my sister were in that car that just went off the cliff and I got thrown free before it went over"
to which the guy replied 'Shit... its just not your lucky day si it?' whilst unzipping his fly
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:28, More)
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