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# If I were chancellor
Hopefully I'm not behind the times. You can be chancellor for the day and see how shagged up the country would be if you were in charge.
clicky new window thingy
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)
# damn it.
every time I try to see what would happen if I made cars illegal my computer times out. They're in league, I tell you.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)
# i have managed to
half the unemplyment rate and get a pensioner an extra £10 a year but have increased inflation to nearly 4 percent ooops
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:56, archived)
# I managed something incredible
By 2009, massive economic growth combined with massive unemployment.

This was combined wth zero booze n' fags tax. And 10% extra on NHS (for hangover research)

Which means most of the country would sit around getting hammered while a few keen bastards do all the work.

Vote me.



(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)
# I vote you!
and so does she:
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)
# But
i'll bet i wouldn't be earning much after tax...
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:28, archived)
# I don't care
I don't anyway. (earn much after tax, that is)
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)
# The whole point was/will be to be unemployed
You'd get £100 a week, a pint would be 10p and cigarettes about 70p.

If you insisted on working, basic rate was 35% and higher was 60%.

But you'd get a polar bear icon on your payslip.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Also
free copy of photoshop for everyone and guide penguins for the blind.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)