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# I live in north yorkshire
We have loads of the bastards, don't hold still for long enough though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)
# wellies are the key
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# With
velcro
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)
# or
some scaffolding, 4 lengths of bungie cord, some industrial-grade PVA adhesive, 12 square yards of rubber sheeting, a washing machine, 3 packets of nappies and a diesel-powered generator.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)
# and...
a fez
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# fez you say?
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:23, archived)
# The fez goes without saying !
(it just sneaks off silently)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)