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# A razor? Ouch
I've heard of that method being used, as it supposedly creates some truly magnificent results.

But, I'd never let a razor anywhere nere my beautiful curling locks, I tell you.

Anyway. Glad you're happy with your hair, and I hope you get to have lots and lots of sex because of your new haircut.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:25, archived)
# ha
I've been married for over ten years, sex is something unmarried people do.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:30, archived)
# you should probably use scissors
on the hair DOWN THERE

...it might help.

Unless you're joking and you actually get sex the average of three times weekly that surveys of married couples say they do.

That said, I'm an unmarried virgin at 21. Either I spend too much time on teh interwebs looking at virtual sex, or I'm abstaining, or single people aren't having near as much sex as they'd have you believe...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:38, archived)
# 1 more day
and i'll also be an unmarried 21 year old.

Maybe we should start a group?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)