
when a girl inserted a LIVE BIRD INTO HER FRONT BOTTOM. other things inserted into that same orifice included RAZOR BLADES and NEEDLES. i swear, when i left the place my dick was almost pointing inwards, i was that grossed out.
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Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49,
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and i would like to clarify - i was not at this show alone, i was in a 20-strong group including my then-girlfriend (sob). i am not a sad solitary birdie-show-frequenting loser.
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Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:07,
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