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# don't even go there
you pubic-haired disciple of John the Tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Rats grope your father's flangey wanknappy
and smear it in your ugly face.
And it makes you spluff nuclear frogspawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
# better than swallowing rancid
fish cock, while fighting off rapist squid tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# Words could not describe the intensity of the bile that rises to the brink of my every orifice whenever I detect your hideous presence on the face of this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Acidic land mines couldn't even get close to the damage you cause by uttering such colonic mindwash
If rotten rectums don't push you off the side of this scourged earth, I sincerely hope exploding bat eggs do.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Your insults are fucking rubbish, you pile of gay.
I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# ok then
same time tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# You'd never guess
they were happily married and living in Dorking, would you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# don't even suggest that, you overcooked pile of spaghettivag
Or the dorks of Dorking will string you up by your long-exaggerated pisshorn!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)