It was perhaps the first time in her adult life
that Caroline didn't welcome the arrival of a fresh ten finches...

Kneeovermick
(
Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:26,
archived)
I wish the punchline involved
ten-and-a-half finches
(
GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome,
Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:28,
archived)