hahaha I could help clean
I am quite domesticated - I even wipe the piss off the toilet seat if i'm in a good mood. ;)

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mugatu,
Mon 28 Nov 2005, 11:51,
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OH CHRIST
*leaves the country for the weekend*
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Reckless_Rik,
Mon 28 Nov 2005, 11:56,
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Great - I can sleep in your bed then. I can't promise I won't shit myself in the night though
And do a 'spud' from Trainspotting the next morning

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mugatu,
Mon 28 Nov 2005, 11:57,
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there`s already a Spud in the house
the biggest fattest cat you`ve ever seen... AND HE SNORES
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Reckless_Rik,
Mon 28 Nov 2005, 12:05,
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that could take some proving
there is a very VERY fat cat around here
ironically called willow
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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care,
Mon 28 Nov 2005, 17:53,
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