Same here
or at least, I was much the same till I joined the village cricket club. Fuck me do they know how to PARTY?!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:40,
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"pint of bitter, Thorpie?"
"best not - have already consumed my allocation this week"
"just a sniffter?"
"what`s a sniffer? are you coming on to me?"
"well.."
"I saw the way you cleaned that ball against your crotch"
"but"
"JUST KISS ME, OK?"
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Reckless_Rik,
Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:42,
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