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From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)
( , Sat 10 Dec 2005, 18:51, archived)

His internals had shot out of his mouth like party streamers. It wasn't pretty.
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 18:52,
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that`s what christmas should be about
edit: where did monkey lady go? :( I was mid stroke
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 18:56,
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edit: where did monkey lady go? :( I was mid stroke

it`s a pity you can`t get files back out of squid proxy.. I`ve a 4GB cache set up on that, but it stores the files in a really weird way
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:07,
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Fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop.
www.shiningsilence.com/hpr/lyrics/pena.php
And, I added you as a friend on worldofwheatley or whatever it is called. What do we do now?
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:10,
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www.shiningsilence.com/hpr/lyrics/pena.php
And, I added you as a friend on worldofwheatley or whatever it is called. What do we do now?


there`s no veggie/non-veggie info though, so the magnetic lure of a load of mint mojos will have to wait :(
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:19,
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the ones that taste of soap. full of horses hooves naturally, but I WANT.
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:22,
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from aquarterof, and they're not full of fizz like they should be. The sherbert's been replaced by a non fizzy colourless substitute. Bah. And what's more the Jamboree Bags don't have licorice in! WTF is that all about, eh?!
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:27,
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the missus`s mum got her a big tub of UFOs a few weeks ago, and they were great
but I don`t think they were ever full of fizz, just about 1/3 full
buuut although I don`t eat Wagon Wheels any more (animal bits), they`re definitely really small compared to their olden size
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:30,
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but I don`t think they were ever full of fizz, just about 1/3 full
buuut although I don`t eat Wagon Wheels any more (animal bits), they`re definitely really small compared to their olden size

it's in really bad taste quoting Beefheart on here.
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:20,
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by sending him a copy of TroutMaskReplica.
Serves him right the lanky furball.
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:23,
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Serves him right the lanky furball.

'Ning Rik, ya big eyed bean from Venus! What choo doin' on here on a Saturday night when you ought t'be painting the town red?
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:23,
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too knackered, and need to spend me money tomorrow on christmas pressies for the nephews
meh to christmas
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:31,
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meh to christmas

Xmas is for kids after all, gotta be worth going a weekend w/out beers just to put a smile on their little faces
I suppose
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:33,
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I suppose

I don`t go out that much to be honest, just to the bashes; being in the arse end of nowhere and working (+commuting) stupid hours makes it difficult to socialise with normal people ;)
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:35,
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or at least, I was much the same till I joined the village cricket club. Fuck me do they know how to PARTY?!
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Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:40,
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