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# boys
i call on you to have a try at shaving your bollocks and then suffer the itchy redness and then the itchyness thats ensues as it grows back, especially as some grow inwards.

and then demand all minges be shaved!
and don't even get me started on the torture of waxing! (see CIA torture methods)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:49, archived)
# Not only do I have bald balls...
...but I get waxed to.

Furball.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:51, archived)
# yes but you are wearing
your gimp mask as you type that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:53, archived)
# Not quite..
..I'm a stripper, so it goes with the job.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:56, archived)
# but you like Stella
.. which makes you a head the ball! :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:57, archived)
# ..and beat the wife.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:02, archived)
# but it's hard to shave wrinkly things
so i'm told...
(Uncle Washy, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:56, archived)
# You stretch out your scrotum first.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:58, archived)
# stapleballs.co.uk ?
nsfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:02, archived)
# scrotum stretching?
I think you'll have to help me with that
(Uncle Washy, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:02, archived)
# You'll need a wash first.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:06, archived)
# I shaved my balls once...
gave me an extra inch to "put in" as they (I) say
(mr_rolfi, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:56, archived)
# ..and it's true.
Trimmed pubes make your cock look longer.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 7:58, archived)
# oh lord
we don't want to look at it!

well only to be amused anyway!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:00, archived)
# Makes it easier to suck too
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:02, archived)
# some women like parsley
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:02, archived)
# exactly

all part of the fun,
kinda snuggly!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:04, archived)
# others..
..Dill the Dog
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:04, archived)
# Yes, all those things... But when it started to grow back
and I wore my cycling shorts (yes - lycra! I am soooo sorry it's still early), it looked like I stuffed a hedgehog down them! Rogue is right, itches like a mutha hubbard
(mr_rolfi, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:08, archived)
# exactly!
if it wasn't so darned uncomfortable , hey i'd be as bald as a baby!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:16, archived)
# like we're all queing up to
do that!
(don't mean you personally , just generally)

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:03, archived)
# wouldn't you appreciate the consideration?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:05, archived)
# no offence
but they are fairly amusing looking things and the fluff makes them look kinda camaflaged!

and i like natural! bald and shiny would be somewhat funny and off putting!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:07, archived)
# what about Picard... with a really hairy Little Picard..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:09, archived)
# i refuse to think about that!
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:12, archived)
# So you're a hairy girl who doesn't give head.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:12, archived)
# that`s about right :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:14, archived)
# you lie!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:15, archived)
# aye on me back and hope
.. and cry and cry and cry
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:16, archived)
# with joy!


(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:18, archived)
# yes.. bless those cats
they can be so DIRTY
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:18, archived)
# bad boy!
can i help it if i don't have a prickly tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:19, archived)
# and you don`t stink of IAMS
*gets the horn again*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:25, archived)
# haha
no but it looks like i am the only girl on the board this morning!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:14, archived)
# So you trim your beaver and suck cocks.



Nice horse.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:16, archived)
# thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:17, archived)
# "It's not going to suck itself sweetie"
It's also easier to nosh a trimmed minge.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:05, archived)
# that`s why god invented dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:06, archived)
# Hah,
I've got a mate who tried up and blind folded his naked and horny wife and then let the dogs into the room.


She divorced him.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:07, archived)
# the narrow minded woman!
she should be grateful
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:08, archived)
# She was clean.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:09, archived)
# But did she take the dogs with her...
or not????

We must know!
(mr_rolfi, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:10, archived)
# Not.
She couldn't look them in the eye afterwards.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:13, archived)
# .. eye?
which eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:16, archived)
# I'm now thinking about dogs cocks.
Thanks, no really.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:17, archived)
# mm the 24/7 lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 8:19, archived)