That reminds me of Rockbitch.Which reminds me of the story about a 15/16yo virgin lad writing them a letter saying 'i'm your BIGGEST fan and I want to lose my virginity to girls JUST LIKE YOU'.
So they popped halfway accross the US, knobbed him half to death (leaving him a quivering wreck) and left him trying to think up ways to explain the state of his home to his parents.
Poor little sod. I bet no-one believed him at school either.
(So they popped halfway accross the US, knobbed him half to death (leaving him a quivering wreck) and left him trying to think up ways to explain the state of his home to his parents.
Poor little sod. I bet no-one believed him at school either.
Spaniels Ears,
Sun 11 Dec 2005, 22:25,
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