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# got his autograph on my wall..
he comes into my work alot and i nearly always piss myself when i see him..he asked me my name once...he was trying out a keyboard at the desk..i'm way to rpoud of that.
he even bought dirty books once.
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:11, archived)
# he`s a bit shorter than you`d imagine
but he swaggered through that station like a reet cool dude

I`m surprised lots of people didn`t recognise him and hassle him

.. then again, I saw Jenny Eclair one day, and nobody recognised her.. she`s really tiny too
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:13, archived)
# that squeaky voiced twat who won i'm a celebrity a few years ok..
joe whatever he's name is, is acctully quite tall..i wanted to get his autograph..but he looked like a cunt.
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:14, archived)
# he gives me the willies, him
(creeps, not cock)
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:14, archived)
# he's got one of thoes faces you want to slap..
.slap with your cock if that takes ya fancy..haha
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:15, archived)
# only if I can strap 5 pairs of steel toe-cap DM boots to my cock
.. but it`s not big enough

Could certainly try though
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)
# photos perhaps ?
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:22, archived)
# FILTH! FILTH!
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:26, archived)
# what me ?
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:28, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:27, archived)