There's always the amusingly namedScratchwood Services on the M1 north of London
- amuses me, anyway. Although I've never actually stopped there to see if they really do offer services such as scratching one's wood.
(- amuses me, anyway. Although I've never actually stopped there to see if they really do offer services such as scratching one's wood.
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Thu 22 Dec 2005, 22:24,
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