or even 'steal mince pie and sherry accidentally left out by fireplace'.
He must get so sick of mince pies and sherry, we all should leave a variety of alcohol and snacks for Santa next year. I shall be leaving Tennents Extra Strong Lager and a Walnut Whip ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Dec 2005, 10:10,
archived)