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# When I get home
the board is my saviour
I can finally vent
my childish behaviour

I've benn cooped all day
by my 9 to 5 grind
so I open the valves
on my sick twisted mind

Now over to K3rry, who's live at the scene... K3rry?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# When I get home
I boot MSN
Say "hi" to my friends
Grubnuts / W B M

I've been on all day
Not doing much work
So I'll B3ta all night
Oh I love to lurk....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:17, archived)
# When I get home
I get on with the dinner
I think we just found
our poetry winner

I'd love to do more
but I must make a curry
theres veg to be chopped
so off I must hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:24, archived)
# When I get home
it's your 6 o'clock
so the pictures I post
ain't viewed a lot

Have a nice curry
But don't make it too hot
Or your arse will have burn marks
And your rectum be shot!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:33, archived)
# When I get home
I heed K3rry's advice
Curry is mild
Flavour is nice

Now away I must be
Before it goes cold
My arse is just fine
(Or so I've been told)

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:39, archived)
# When I get home
This thread I'll refind
And I'll think of your bum
(but I'm not that way inclined)

No curry for me
As I sulk in my chair
I'll stick with my wine
And two dozen beer
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:45, archived)
# When I get home
and you re-find the thread
Dont let my bum vision
enter your head

Enjoy all the booze
pur-chased with your wage
I'll see you shortly
at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:05, archived)
# When I get home
I'll kick myself red
If I had to let you
Have last post in this thread

I've already started
Back top of the pile
A new lot of rhymes
To give you a smile...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:17, archived)
# Haha I've been lurking
The last word is mine
Hope you enjoy
your bottle of wine

The curry was lovely
the poems a laugh
I'll be off to bed
once I've had a bath.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 1:14, archived)
# Oooo you are tricky
Trying to get on the end
But I'll intercept you
My funny new friend

Too keep the last word
I really must wish
Our thread will be archived
Before you find this
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 3:13, archived)
# Theres one more in me
Before we're archived
It'll probably sound
Just a little contrived

As I've just woken up
And I'm straight to the board
The final say in the thread
is my only reward
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# You'll have to do better
Than that if you wish
To be the last person
To add to this list

I have awoken
And I get to work
Straight onto B3ta
To post and to lurk
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 18:34, archived)