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# Back at you bud
You're testing me brain
For rhymes that make sense
And don't sound insane

I see we've gone three
LONG verses here now
Even more lines
To get rhyming somehow

But three will do fine
As a way to go
I won't complain
I'll stay status quo
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:22, archived)
# I see from your verse
the rules are forgotten
of poetry class
you now are the bottom

No mention of Furtive
or No-hands in there
Whats wrong with you K3rry?
Dont you still care?

If you like we could drop
the third final verse
But I must just point out
you added it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:28, archived)
# I protest so loudly
The rules didn't bend
The Quo are a meme
And they're on the end

I know that it's so bad
And grasping a thread
But I got them mentioned
So I'm still ahead

There's more memes than you think
To add just a few
Seveno, Quo and Tub Kid
No-hands is too new
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:33, archived)
# Ok I'm quite new here
so you're testing my knowledge
I'm still just a freshman
at this b3ta college

I suppose THE FEAR
is too fresh your head
for me to include it
in this rhyming thread

Play your meme trump card
if you feel you must
this beaver in a viva
has you eating his dust
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Well done with that mention
I'm now in a tizz
Do I reply to that properly
Or keep it as is?

I'll never get fitted
The proper reply
But you mentioned the fear
So now I must try

"Arrrrggggghhhhhhh the fear the fear"
Oh I can't get it mastered
You win on that one
You little smug bastard

Arrrgggghh The fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:46, archived)
# Enough is enough
I'm nearing the end
I've had so much fun
my poetry friend

but now I resign
I hear the clock tick
of making things rhyme
I'm soon growing sick

SO thanks once again
I'm back of to lurk
I'll see you tomorrow
When I Get Home from work
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:49, archived)
# I am dissapointed
I've had a good time
I'm sad to read now
That you will decline

I was going to mention
We start again at the top
We've done two big long posts
And I'm sorry to stop

Have a good evening
Then tuck up for sleep
Count pixel rabbits
And binary sheep
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Yup Its now time to stop
My rhyming is failing
I reach for the words
And find myself flailing

I think if we hog
anymore of this thread
we'll be kicked off the board
and kicked in the head

My dreams will be sweet
as the day is forgotten
whatever you do
Dont dream of my bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 22:03, archived)
# My rhyming gave up
Before I did start
But I just keep going
And falling apart

I look forward to another
Go when you're back
I think we can claim
Some threads in hi-jack

So dream of your penguins
And learn some more rhyme
Coz you'll need it to help you
When you try this next time
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# wow
wow
(Ahoyhoy, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)
# Try
www.b3ta.com/board/548614 for the start of it
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 0:22, archived)