I felt sure that you'd understand. Here, I just wrote this - I can do better, but not with puking and shiutting everywhere.
TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT
VERSE ONE
D G A D
Fuck the dog 'till she bleeds, mate, fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
D G A D
You've got to spread your seed, mate, so fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE TWO
D G A D
Spread your load on a toad, Curl, spread your load on a toad. (they love it!)
D G A D
Don’t stick your log in a frog, Curl, just spread your load on a toad.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
beastiality's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
VERSE THREE
D G A D
Take a koala round the back, Jack, take a Koala round the back.
D G A D
You'll find their cunts a bit slack, Mac, so be sure to slip it in the back.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE FOUR
D G A D
watch me Platypus fuck bill, watch me Platypus Fuck.
D G A D
Just 'cos he's got a wide duck, bill, don't mean she can't drink your muck.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Beastialitity's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
I love getting beast head, Fred, I love to get Beast head.
but be sure you lied on your side, clyde or you'll end up necrophiliac dead.
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VERSE ONE
D G A D
Fuck the dog 'till she bleeds, mate, fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
D G A D
You've got to spread your seed, mate, so fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE TWO
D G A D
Spread your load on a toad, Curl, spread your load on a toad. (they love it!)
D G A D
Don’t stick your log in a frog, Curl, just spread your load on a toad.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
beastiality's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
VERSE THREE
D G A D
Take a koala round the back, Jack, take a Koala round the back.
D G A D
You'll find their cunts a bit slack, Mac, so be sure to slip it in the back.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE FOUR
D G A D
watch me Platypus fuck bill, watch me Platypus Fuck.
D G A D
Just 'cos he's got a wide duck, bill, don't mean she can't drink your muck.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Beastialitity's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
I love getting beast head, Fred, I love to get Beast head.
but be sure you lied on your side, clyde or you'll end up necrophiliac dead.