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# I'll have a second go at this malarky.


I think next time I'll try to not over do it so much.

Different version
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# yum
crispy skin! love this lots! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Huzzah! You're still up =D
Thank ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# haha
yep up at the moment! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# I'm discovering many things to do with my GIMP.
I call it Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# well it is a good name!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:35, archived)
# just looking at your flickr
stuff! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Simon Weston's daughter?
So Hull is the next left?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I thought that also.
Yeah, next left, then another left, then head down the stairs, a right, and through the large doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# is she my
Mummy?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# I asked first
?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:28, archived)
# No, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Ahem
I refer the honourable lady to the reply I gave some moments ago:
www.b3ta.com/board/5507145
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Well. Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:34, archived)
#
You win
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Don't forget the burn brush
b3tan to it... oh well
'tis nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Enuff for ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# That, m'dear, is perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:32, archived)
# I refer you to the below.
b3ta.com/board/5507185
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# It's the LIVESTRONG band that scares me the most.
TJ: I just watched this: www.strawberrydragon.com/images/animation/rofl.html

how lame - it has no 'spread me load on a toad, sport' or 'shag a wallaby' or anything.

poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:31, archived)
# bah
well if you want to rerecord the entire song with sexual innuedo in every verse, I'll gladly animate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:37, archived)
# And we'll be waiting in anticipation.
Personally. I love the one that's mentioned above.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Damn, I'm not here to help
I just offer senseless critisism.

What do you think i am?

A reasonable man?

*goes to look for the tab*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Fair enough
Mindless insults are the blood in b3ta's veins
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I felt sure that you'd understand. Here, I just wrote this - I can do better, but not with puking and shiutting everywhere.
TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT

VERSE ONE

D G A D
Fuck the dog 'till she bleeds, mate, fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.

D G A D
You've got to spread your seed, mate, so fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down


VERSE TWO

D G A D
Spread your load on a toad, Curl, spread your load on a toad. (they love it!)

D G A D
Don’t stick your log in a frog, Curl, just spread your load on a toad.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

D G A D
beastiality's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down


VERSE THREE

D G A D
Take a koala round the back, Jack, take a Koala round the back.

D G A D
You'll find their cunts a bit slack, Mac, so be sure to slip it in the back.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down


VERSE FOUR

D G A D
watch me Platypus fuck bill, watch me Platypus Fuck.

D G A D
Just 'cos he's got a wide duck, bill, don't mean she can't drink your muck.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

D G A D
Beastialitity's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

I love getting beast head, Fred, I love to get Beast head.

but be sure you lied on your side, clyde or you'll end up necrophiliac dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:58, archived)
# haha
a masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:15, archived)
#
bestiality's best, sport
bestiality's best (shag a wallaby)
bestiality's best, sport
Better than all the rest (chorus)


Stick your log in a dog, sport
Stick your log in a dog
Stick your log in a dog, sport,
Bestiality's Best

CHORUS

Shoot your goo in a kangaroo
shoot your goo in a roo
Shoot your goo in a kangaroo, 'Cos that's what the bushmen do.

CHORUS

Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad, bestiality's best.

CHORUS

Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat, bestaility's best

CHORUS

Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk, Bestialty's best

CHORUS.

etc.

Etc.

(tries to think of an oscellot / armadillo verse)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# bloody hell
Rachel Weisz has let herself go :(
(dognutz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:35, archived)
# !
Rachel Weisz. Looks eerily like your source pic...
(dognutz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Oooh.
www.10eastern.com/images/FoundPhotos/archives/archive120/000_0465.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:48, archived)
# I wouldn't care of she did let herself go
Ms Weisz would still get one. She makes me happy in my special place.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# He's here
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:41, archived)
# The perfect match.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
For what is Chatteris without you in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# yikes!
methinks it's a little late to recommend calomine lotion...
(mr_haze, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# The new face of calomine perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Err
What the fuck happened to her?
(unexploded (13370R), Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)