fffffrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnuuummmmmmm
I'm tired and drunk and have to work in Harrods tomorrow. I don't want to have to think about these two mexicans and their african friend.
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moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello.,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:14,
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no, I luuuuuuuuuuufffffffes you mores
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moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello.,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:24,
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Night dearest, off to bed
to caress my bottle of port.
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its a bloody shambles,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:27,
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I have a huge pe...
I mean... ahhhm drunke tu!
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:24,
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by all means have a huge pee
but undo your flies first, otherwise it'll be trouser washing time
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moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello.,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:26,
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hold on,
where the fuck are my toe-nail clippers?
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moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello.,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:32,
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