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# NO!
We had what is being referred to as an intruder and, like good householders who are bricking it, we set the dogs on 'em (little furry dogs, not nasty skin-head dogs) and the copper knew us well (we had a half way house for convicts who were leaving prison) and so told us not to mentio this - turns out that if the dog even growls at a burglar you can be done (and will be done - a caught robber is going to have a brief) for assault and that is likely to be a bargaining tool for mr knicker bollocks.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# That's intresting
because when some drunken person knocked me of my bike, he tried to drive away, so I hit him full in the face with my crash helmet and broke the bastards eye socket. The police said this was reasonable behaviour because I was in fear for my own safety (after having already been hit once by the drunken old fucker). He did a runner back to Ireland before it came to court. Bastard.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# When did Rik move back then?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# *clears throat*

cunt

 
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# what language for such a pretty girl!
ew! why do you smell of sprouts??
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# farty veggie lunchie!

*flarps from naughty bits*
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# **Giggles**
*buys flowers
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)