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M3Essential was born on the outskirts of Merseyside in a sleepy little coal mining town. Raised by his parents on a strict diet of beatles and crickets, he'd sit for hours and listen to his father speak of days gone by in a sweaty little cavern at the heart of Liverpool and a beat that stole his heart.

The family struggled to save as much as they could, often going without cigarettes and lager, and bought young M3 a one-way ticket to the Big Apple - where he was promptly beaten to a pulp and left penniless.

The next few years were a blur of sweat shops, Three Card Monty, and singing on street corners for nickels and dimes.

One day on the road to Jamaica, Queens, he was visited by the ghost of Eddie Cochran, who told him to go west and front a rockabilly band.

And so he did.

Favourite Band Song:
Six Feet Under -- Six String Law

Ultimate Goal: Telepathy

m3 [at] m3essential [dot] com

March 8th Tinfoil Brigade Thread

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Hey! Hey! 25k

Zombification courtesy of the handsome and talented Happy Toast

I quite like this one...

and this one...

but not this one...

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Kill Milla

Camilla Queen Flash Animation
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Hey Little Girl.....

(Mon 14th Feb 2005, 23:57, More)

Oh, FFS Harry!!

Have you no decency man??!
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Go Large!
(Mon 4th Oct 2004, 20:43, More)

Huzzah! Have fun at the bash b3tans!
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Poor Bruce

(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 17:12, More)

Steptoe & Son

R.I.P. James Millea 1946-2003
(Tue 13th Jan 2004, 22:58, More)

I bet it was one hell of a show!!

(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 22:46, More)

Plenty of Enquiries

but nobody stayed too long....
(Fri 14th Nov 2003, 23:35, More)

Salaryman ease of for

A man of called Yomashoto Yamashige is left hand up to the shoulder position.
The emblem is engraved on urine gatherer come to the front, by shine the moonlight.

The circle of mean the sun is center, three wave lines of mean the river of urine is right side of that circle,
five pile up the triangles of mean the mountain is left side of that circle.

This is undeniable emblem of Kramalotami a neighboring business.
The Kramalotami and Kreatelan these business are in war now.
But don't a battle since mushagami urine gatherer appear.

Endorsed by Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 20:05, More)

Panda skull f*ckrĀ©
available in stores mid december.*

*batteries not included
(Mon 9th Jun 2003, 20:45, More)

look at him go.................

edit: well stone me. You go to lunch, come back and get a FP. Thank you MD.
(Wed 28th May 2003, 18:53, More)

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