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# that's fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# A good rest was deserved, you took a holiday to Limbo. Anyhow, it's the year 2000 and time to return...
9. George W. Bush
Bit of an annoying problem, current President, George Bush keeps making reference to you being a supporter of his, it may be time to intervene.

a) Give him face cancer.
b) Send a message to Earth dismissing your attachment with Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# You overwork, and find yourself creating new and highly dangerous creatures which end up extincting humanity itself.

Oh well, at least Mick Hucknall never got to exist.

Score : 70% - Good God
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Alas, it may pain you, but at least future generations will have their sins forgiven for enjoying such sinful activites as 'exercise' and 'dieting'.
8. After Jesus
It's all been quite hectic, and now it could get rather boring, nothing is planned for a while after all.

a) Have a couple of Millenia off, you deserve it.
b) Keep working hard on humanity, trying to make them even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Well, it pays off at the time...

However, this little adventure means that nobody has their sins forgiven, and with hell facing everyone, nobody really believes in you anymore.

Score : 60% - Cool Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Yes, he does the magic, and a lot of people have faith.
7. Crucify Time
Oh dear, he's done a bit too much magic, and now he's up for the cross.

a) Give him permission to use a bit more of the miracle stuff to open a can of whoop ass on the soldiers.
b) Let him die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Oooh... nice!

Though that gold jacket raises more questions than answers, and even his faithful dozen start to ditch their team leader.

Score : 50% - Par Padre
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# It's about time, people start listening once again.
6. Jesus Needs Help
This moment of success is only brief, as people start to simply disregard him for a madman, he needs something with an extra 'kick'.

a) Give him a snazzy gold jacket.
b) Allow him to do some miracles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Argh Locusts!

After a while though, humanity gains a close relationship with this plague, and soon the evolved Super-Locust army become their new god.

Score : 40% - Foolish Father
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# That showed Satan, yeah!
5. Bored
Nobody really believes in God anymore, his presence of Earth has been missing for years, nobody is even religious these days, St. Peter sends you a cheeky letter emphasising the lack of work he has on the front door.

a) Send down Jesus, it's about time to use that trick.
b) Send down a plague of Locusts, that'll teach them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# WHAT?!? There's no false worshipping!

Satan tricked you, and while you were gone he invaded heaven and now controls the universe.

Score : 30% - Idiot Icon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# You scare the bejeezaz out of them, mission accomplished.
3. False Worshippers
Shortly after telling Moses about the ten commandments, Satan e-mails you to tell you that there's a bunch of people worshipping a giant gold bull.

a) Go down and smite them all.
b) Bull-hockey, go to Hell and crack Satan in the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# It all goes dark.

Ever heard of candles? The villages enjoy the plague, and become more attached to the dark than their own artificial light.

Score : 20% - Horrendous Holy Being
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)
# A flood gives the world a new start, and time ticks by again.
3. Trouble Village
After the famous plague incident, a village nearby is also being quite troublesome, your mate Gabriel advises you to just send the one plague to frighten them a bit.

a) Plague of Blood.
b) Plague of Darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 15:00, archived)
# You do nothing,

And after a while, even Noah loses faith in you, and when nobody loves you, you turn to the special stuff and kill yourself.

Score : 10% - Dreadful Deity
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Good choice.
2. Nobody cares
Nobody really believes in you anymore, except for one man named Noah. You decide to take action.

a) Send a flood, sparing Noah and his family, whilst also saving two of every animal.
b) Sit back and chillax to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# You make an egg.

Now what? The egg smashes and life itself stops.

Score : 0% - Imbosile Idol
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Hello and welcome!
Sit back, relax, and try to keep the human race faithful, loyal and far from extinct.

1. The Chicken or The Egg
Which to make first?

a) Chicken
b) Egg
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)