Haha I once sang, 'my lumps, my lumps, my lovely cancer lumps' and got a great deal of shocked faces.
They were all laughing on the inside, I'm sure.
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britishbroccoli,
Sun 15 Jan 2006, 19:05,
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Or:
"My lumps, my lumps, my malignent lady lumps!"
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owain2002,
Sun 15 Jan 2006, 21:54,
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