
I'm just saying it's entirely possible that you have one of a range of horrible and potentially fatal diseases, which bad aids is of course one of.
Sorry

"it's a virus"
Much less scary
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Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:42,
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Much less scary

Damn it man, go quake in a corner this instant or I shall bring out the full force of my evilness!
A bit of fearful trickling down the trousers certainly wouldn't hurt your defense either

bring out the full force of your evilness, it's arousing and I don't have long left...
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Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:46,
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*dons cloak*
*starts unloading instruments of much pain*
*brings out lemon and lime 'jaffa cakes'*
*available with 3 easy payments of £12.99 and one final payment of your eternal soul, not available in the shops, order now to avoid disapointment