but that's just stupid!
Surely it must've been obvious even to Russ Abbott that if one was to wipe your arse with Edward Scissorhands you're going to end up with a sore arse at best?
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:33,
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Use Eddie's hair or tongue
save razor fingers for quim trim afters
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Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU,
Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43,
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