If
cheese had legs, you'd most likely have to chase it around a yard ... and, if or when you caught your cheese you'd have to break the buggers neck and then pluck it.
Break it's legs first, then feed it... much easier!
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steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:37,
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You should put mines in your yard.
Then you'll get the suprising version of already cooked and sliced wild yard cheese.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:41,
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