have you never had Jacobs Cream Crackers?
they are like water biscuits, but less watery!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:34,
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i have indeed on many an occasion
i've just never heard them called table crackers before
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:36,
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