( inevitable obvious joke )you have a rather large pussy for a small lady .... or is it just me ( not the first time I've had to utter that sentence )
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:25,
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the pillow is huge
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:27,
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ActuallyIt is a bloody huge pillow. Which makes the cat even bigger.
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:38,
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Yeh.Hence punning that to death already on my profile, because I knew it'd come up;).
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:37,
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interesting profile it is toowere I a bored norwegian customs official ..I too would strip search you twice ..and without the gloves !!
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:39,
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*puts brick in handbag**approaches*
Sadly it was a big, scary and very very butch woman with a moustache. And dude, I must've stank of cold sweat and something dodgy after such a long trip, so maybe not a very pleasurable experience, no...
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:44,
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Sadly it was a big, scary and very very butch woman with a moustache. And dude, I must've stank of cold sweat and something dodgy after such a long trip, so maybe not a very pleasurable experience, no...
you're trying hard there auntiebut it's just getting me hornier
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:46,
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*wondering how I can put myself on 'ignore' ....even I'm boring myself with my tedious 'for your information' type spurious facts
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Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:56,
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