if he were a white elephant
I'd bet he couldn't.
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Or is it?,
Tue 17 Dec 2002, 23:33,
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but
he'd probably learn to against all the odds, and get the girl, and graduate to college (or whatever the americans have), and save the world, and live happily ever after. but not smoke dope.
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nevermind,
Tue 17 Dec 2002, 23:42,
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