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[challenge entry] Early marketing idea

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 6:17, archived)
# Candy man got a stick that's nine inch long
He can sell faster than a hog can chew his corn

Candy Man...
Sweet Candy Man

Don't stand too close to the Candy Man
He'll slip that candy righta in yo hand

He's the Cany Man
Candy Man!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 6:48, archived)
# I'd buy that
It's pr0naronic ;-)
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Bindun, shurely?
(fogbat, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)