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[challenge entry] Everyone keeps making power tool toys.

But I had to go one bigger :(

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Haha,
worth a click just for the stylised 'Penis' logo.

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Surprisingly...
I had to change very little to make it say 'Penis', and I actually spent longer on that than I did adding in the moving bits ;)
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# I saw a practical use for it straight away....
50ft woman
I think the only thing she's lacking is the petroleum jelly :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# next tanker ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)
# rofl
Redheads make the best 50 ft. horny women.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# lol,
I would...
it's strange that her right arm is positioned just over that gap between her legs... I can imagine being caught up in the moment below her and just staring up at it...
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:06, archived)
# heh
 
I'm reminded of Dude, Where's My Car?.

"I wanna go on that ride!"
"So do I son, so do I.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:50, archived)
# FUCK yes.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)