I wipe, whilst seated, from under my right thigh, using my left hand.
I'll be going for a poo in a minute, I'll let you know how it goes.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59,
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Me also, it's not fully-brewed yet though...
...I could perhaps take a snap ready for Sunday.
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I_tickle_myself,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00,
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