Vonnegut's Cat
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Hull's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45,
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !I hate all of these.
Are you fucking trying to wind me up ?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:47,
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Are you fucking trying to wind me up ?
Haha!*listens to the voice or reason*
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48,
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Watch itI'm quite happy to take on a badger too.
*Has got out of the wrong side of the basket this morning*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51,
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*Has got out of the wrong side of the basket this morning*
The temptation to 'shop your stairdog is strongbut fleeting.
See? there, it has gone.
(See? there, it has gone.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50,
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Just you try it !Go On !
I Dares You !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:54,
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I Dares You !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
i'll stand up and wipe your bum in a minute!or something
good rapid reposition of bum-based query!
(good rapid reposition of bum-based query!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49,
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no but i did hear about a technique entitled 'gloving'Where the emabarrased wipee uses lots and lots of tissue paper to catch the poo to avoid noisy splashing.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50,
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thats womenmaking fucking boxing gloves out of toilet paper then pratically fisting temselves up the arse!*
*maybe slightly incorrect
(*maybe slightly incorrect
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:55,
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and i hada mental dream last night where i was wiping and wiping and yet still it wasnt finished. rubbish.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52,
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No, but I understand it to be common.Which way do you face in the shower?
Once my dad was talking about walking in on someone in the shower and said 'and the worst thing was he was washing his arse, so he was facing me.'. Up until that point I had never questioned that everyone faced away from the shower, but it seems that I am wrong and there is a fairly even split?
(Once my dad was talking about walking in on someone in the shower and said 'and the worst thing was he was washing his arse, so he was facing me.'. Up until that point I had never questioned that everyone faced away from the shower, but it seems that I am wrong and there is a fairly even split?
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53,
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Surely it dependsOn whether you are rinsing your front or back ?
Or which armpit ?
(Or which armpit ?
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56,
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Well, for general standing around pretending that you're not going to be late for work?In fact, I never turn to face the shower, I look away throughout.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57,
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Is that becauseYou are a big Jessie and afraid of getting soap in your eyes ?
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59,
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Then it's becauseYou wank in the shower
and standing facing inwards rinses the soap off too quickly !
(and standing facing inwards rinses the soap off too quickly !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07,
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depends on wether I'm washing my back or front
The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56,
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Phew !It's not just me then.
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57,
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i tend to face the showerfor general standing around, unless i'm unwinding then i face away.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:02,
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I like to vary The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53,
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So does Furtive.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56,
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nicevariation is good for you!
( The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:58,
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Incidently,The original joke was 'bi-polar'.
Bee Dumb, and indeed, Tasche.
(Bee Dumb, and indeed, Tasche.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05,
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I've always been fascinated by this......no, unless I find it was inappropriately wiped and after having sweated a little, find it needs a re-wipe.
Interestingly, without undoing your belt, from the front through your zip, you can reach through for a rapid sweat-induced post-wipe; it's risky though.
But, my general wipe of choice is from the front, sitting down.
Most that I've surveyed tend to lean forward and wipe front to back.
Interestingly too, I've found that you can avoid being moaned at for dribbling on the floor or leaving the seat up by simply pissing in the sink; though I must also confess that when passing the lady’s toilet at work, I often nip in (sniff the seats of course) and sprinkle a little water on the seat and floor, just for fun.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56,
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Interestingly, without undoing your belt, from the front through your zip, you can reach through for a rapid sweat-induced post-wipe; it's risky though.
But, my general wipe of choice is from the front, sitting down.
Most that I've surveyed tend to lean forward and wipe front to back.
Interestingly too, I've found that you can avoid being moaned at for dribbling on the floor or leaving the seat up by simply pissing in the sink; though I must also confess that when passing the lady’s toilet at work, I often nip in (sniff the seats of course) and sprinkle a little water on the seat and floor, just for fun.
I wipe, whilst seated, from under my right thigh, using my left hand.I'll be going for a poo in a minute, I'll let you know how it goes.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59,
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Me also, it's not fully-brewed yet though......I could perhaps take a snap ready for Sunday.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00,
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nothat's plain wrong.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01,
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I don't get thisdespite being an avid reader of vonnegut
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49,
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Breakfast of Champions. Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50,
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I'll re-read it tonightand get back to you
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56,
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Very early on, you can't miss it.maybe page 5 or 6?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:58,
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