When pumping petrol or diesel ALWAYS wear gloves.Going for a wee and then porking your lady friend is one of the leading causes of cervical cancer in the UK.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12,
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I hate it when there's no gloves available at a diesel pumpyou end up smelling like you've been pleasuring lorry drivers
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13,
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